"Night Court" The Constitution: Part 2 (TV Episode 1987) - John Larroquette as Dan Fielding

Roz Russell : [after recovering from her insulin shock] You're a good friend, Dan, and I love you. Thank you for saving my life.

[she gently kisses his bruised cheek]

Dan Fielding : [smiling] I saw your butt.
Roz Russell : [a delirious Roz realizes Dan is not her papa] Papa I... Hey you're not my papa!

Dan Fielding : That's right.

[shows her the needle]

Dan Fielding : And this ain't no ice cream cone.
Roz Russell : [on the courthouse rooftop] What's that behind your back, Dan?

[he's hiding an insulin syringe that he needs to inject into Roz's butt]

Dan Fielding : [looks behind himself] New Jersey.
Dr. Townsend : [after Bull fell off the roof while trying to get to Roz] Oh, thank God he caught the flagpole.

Dan Fielding : Too bad he didn't catch it with his hands.

Christine Sullivan : [calling down to him] Bull, are you all right?

Bull Shannon : [high voice] Can I get back to you on that?
[Dan tells Roz's doctor to give him the insulin shot]

Dan Fielding : How do I use this?

Dr. Townsend : You have to stick it in her buttocks.

[pause]

Dan Fielding : Dan Fielding: Up Close and Personal.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Testing, Testing

[Talking into a walkie-talkie]

Judge Harry T. Stone : Awe, there's no batteries.

Dan Fielding : Hold on a second, Double A?

[He opens his briefcase to reveal a mix of different size batteries. Harry looks at him shocked]

Dan Fielding : Well Sue Me for having a personal life!

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding