- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Sorry, Your Honor. I ran downstairs to catch him, but I must have just missed him.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: You ran down eighteen flights of stairs?
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Yeah. I figured that whoever threw the rock through the window would have to come down the fire escape and onto the street.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Right.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Then I figured the sight of someone like me barreling out of the courthouse would cause him to panic and flee, and then I'd nab him.
- Court Clerk Lana Wagner: So what happened?
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: *Everyone* panicked and fled!
- [after Harry's death threat is read aloud in the courtroom]
- God: I will see what their end shall be. I will spend my hours upon them. I will set on fire the foundations of their mountains.
- Bailiff Selma Hacker: You do, and you'll answer to me.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Your Honor, the defendant entered Blumbert's deli, went up to the counter and said, "give me an egg salad sandwich, for though I have no cash, you and all your descendants will be blessed."
- God: It's better when I do it.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Blumbert was unimpressed, and told him to leave. And then he told Blumbert to "be fruitful, and multiply." But not in those words.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [as "God" is led out of the courtroom] Your Honor, pending the psychiatric evaluation, the State will move that the defendant be...
- [a rock crashes through the window, making several women scream]
- God: [running back in] The day of destruction is here! Rise up! Rise up, and flee!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: All right, sit down! Sit down, don't flee.
- [reading the death threat to Harry]
- Public Defender Liz Williams: Well, a person would have to be seriously deranged to do this stuff!
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [sarcastic] Know anyone like that in Manhattan?
- Anthony: Hey, I'm only 8, pineapple face!
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [big forced grin] That's a lifetime for some!