- Dan Fielding: Mr. Shibata was caught "rolling for dollars" with these three rarely-upstanding women.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: All three? That's illegal... and quite impressive.
- Dan Fielding: When he was apprehended, he had a fifty-gallon drum of soy sauce, and they were in the middle of something called the "Sukiyaki Slam-Bam."
- Christine Sullivan: Uh, sir, while neighbors and adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that...
- Dan Fielding, Judge Harry T. Stone, Mac Robinson: SEVEN HOURS?
- [Mr. Shibata gives a short Japanese bow; Mac, Harry, and Dan all bow lower]
- [the defendant is a Japanese businessman who cavorted with three prostitutes for seven straight hours]
- Dan Fielding: My God, man, how do you do it?
- Mr. Shibata: [thumps his chest] Every day, I swim ten miles, eat one hundred oysters, and sit in a barrel of pickle brine!
- Dan Fielding: [to stenographer] You got that?
- [she nods]
- Dan Fielding: [explaining a diagram to a woman] Now, my little mountain drop, no matter how much you sweat, hold on to the handlebars.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: How the hell do you lose a dead body?
- Bull Shannon: He outsmarted me, sir.
- Dan Fielding: I don't think any further explanation is necessary.
- Dan Fielding: This is Horace Jenkins, Your Honor. Assault with intent to commit bodily harm.
- Hondo Jenkins: What other kind is there?
- Dan Fielding: Mr. Jenkins got into an argument with a patron at the Monte Carlo lounge, and attacked him with a blunt instrument, specifically, the manager.