Night Court (TV Series)

No Hard Feelings (1987)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Quotes 

• [Dan breaks down crying the night after his date] 

  Dan Fielding : Women.

  Harry Stone : So, who was it last night? The Soviet gymnast?

  Mac Robinson : The farmer's daughter?

  Bull Shannon : One of those rubber-jointed ladies from the freak shows that like to be handcuffed and thrown around the room by their ponytails, screaming for mercy until they black out?

  [Stares from everyone] 

  Bull Shannon : What?

• Harry Stone : Come on, Dan. You can't let this get to you. Come on, every red-blooded American male has had to face this problem at one time or another in his life.

  Dan Fielding : Has it ever happened to you?

  Harry Stone : [jerks back, stung]  Hell, no!

  [later] 

  Bull Shannon : Take heart, Dan, this happens to every guy sooner or later.

  Dan Fielding : Has it ever happened to you?

  Bull Shannon : [jerks back, stung]  Hell, no!

  Dan Fielding : Excuse me.

  [He exits, passing Mac as he comes in] 

  Dan Fielding : H-?

  Mac Robinson : Hell, no!

• Dan Fielding : Let's face it, Harry. I'm all washed up.

  Harry Stone : Come on, Dan, so you...

  Dan Fielding : Say it.

  Harry Stone : You...

  Dan Fielding : Come on, man, say it!

  Harry Stone : You had a little trouble launching the ol' Love Boat.

  Dan Fielding : We are talking stuck in drydock, Harry!

• [the staff enters Harry's office near the end of recess] 

  Bull Shannon : Hey.

  Harry Stone : You guys ready to do it?

  Roz Russell : Some more than others.

  Dan Fielding : You know, I'm really glad that my personal life is suddenly everybody's business!

  Roz Russell : Hey, don't get testy with me just 'cause your Dow Jones average hit a slump.