Night Court (TV Series)

No Hard Feelings (1987)

Janice Lynde: Toni Corbin

Quotes 

• [At his job interview, Dan finds that the hiring partner only wants him for an office gigolo] 

  Dan Fielding : You think you can call me in here, play your little bedroom games, take shots at my manhood? That's fine! I get that all the time! All right, maybe I wasn't able to afford some snooty Ivy League education. But let me tell you something. When you get your degree from the Bayou Academy of Law & Agriculture, you learn something else: a fighting sow-belly has to WORK for what he wants! Can't be afraid to get your snout dirty! You know, I live the law every day. In the courts and the jails of New York City. And I may have barf in my cuffs when I come home at night. But that's the way I like it.

  [building] 

  Dan Fielding : That's why I have the highest conviction rate of any DA in this city. And that's why I have the lowest percentage of overturned cases! And that's why you can say anything you want to about my manhood, but nobody, lady - NOBODY - can touch Dan Fielding in a court of law.

  [throws off his jacket] 

  Dan Fielding : Or for that matter, anywhere else!

  Toni Corbin : You mean...?

  Dan Fielding : [yanks off his tie]  I mean, hold on to your Dixie Cups, babes! THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!