- Dan Fielding: Listen buddy I don't know who you are. But why don't you take your stuff...
- Devil: Oh, I'm known by many names. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan. Although it says Stu Bloomberg on my license. But enough about me, let's talk about you. And what you could do with one of these?
- [Showing a $100 bill]
- Dan Fielding: [Looking a Hooker] Get four of those. You wanna give me this?
- Devil: Well, not exactly give. There is a formality. I need you to sign this, first.
- [Show Dan a contract]
- Dan Fielding: [Reading the Contract] "I, Dan Fielding, for the sum of $100 do hereby pledge my soul to eternal damnation." Sounds good to me.
- Devil: [Handing Dan a pen] Here you go.
- Dan Fielding: [Signing the contract] There you are. Ha ha.
- Devil: [Handing Dan the money] See ya later.
- [Running off with the contract]
- Dan Fielding: Uh-huh.
- Dan Fielding: [Looking a the $100] Ha ha ha. You see this? Some guy gave me a $100 for my soul.
- Christine Sullivan: Hmmm, good idea. It was just taking up space anyway.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: I got an idea! Why don't we drop the safe out the window? I bet when that thing hits the sidewalk it'll break wide open.
- Mac Robinson: Bull, so would Harry.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Okay, it's got some flaws.
- Christine Sullivan: Isn't there anything else you can do?
- Dave: Well, I suppose we can blast the thing open, but uh...
- Mac Robinson: But what?
- Dave: It'll be real loud.
- Christine Sullivan: [Grabbing Dave by his shirt] Blow this sucker!
- Dave: [Ready push the dynamite plunger] Okay, all set.
- Christine Sullivan: Then hurry up and do it!
- Dave: Whoa, lady. This isn't exactly child's play, you know?
- [Grabbing the plunger]
- Dave: One for the money. Two for the show.
- Ross Gintz: [Showing Dave her fist] Three to beat your face into a pasty dough.