Night Court (TV Series)
Take My Wife, Please (1984)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Mr. Sleighbough, when did you first discover you had this talent to become invisible?
Eugene Sleighbough : Well, it came on sort of gradually. See, at first, I was just boring. But then, I became inconspicuous.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Oh.
Eugene Sleighbough : Yeah, you know, like I'd be waiting in a doctor's office, or restaurant, or a barber shop, you know, whatever? And finally they'd say, "oh, I didn't see you there!" That's when it first began to take hold.
Judge Harry T. Stone : And now?
Eugene Sleighbough : I'm fully invisible! Yeah, I can be standing on the corner, yelling and waving my arms, cabbies are going right by and never even notice me!
Judge Harry T. Stone : In New York City, imagine that.
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Eugene Sleighbough : You can't see me, can you?
Judge Harry T. Stone : [bluffing] Well, certainly I can.
Eugene Sleighbough : Oh, yeah? How many fingers am I holding up?
Judge Harry T. Stone : It better not be just one.
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Mac Robinson : Eugene Sleighbough, attempted burglary.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Uh, Your Honor, the people acknowledge the fact that there may be a special circumstance where Mr. Sleighbough is concerned.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Special in what way?
Eugene Sleighbough : I'm invisible.