Night Court (TV Series)
Take My Wife, Please (1984)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Quotes
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Mac Robinson : Eugene Sleighbough, attempted burglary.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Uh, Your Honor, the people acknowledge the fact that there may be a special circumstance where Mr. Sleighbough is concerned.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Special in what way?
Eugene Sleighbough : I'm invisible.
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : It seems as though that Mr. Sleighbough tried to take advantage of his "condition" by robbing a fifth story Park Avenue apartment in the middle of the afternoon.
Eugene Sleighbough : Yeah, it's perfect for me! See, I can slip in and out, completely unnoticed.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Except for the several hundred people who saw you inching along the ledge.
Eugene Sleighbough : Ah, that was probably a fluke. See, they probably used some kind of heat-sensing device.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Yes. It's called sunlight.