Night Court (TV Series)

The New Judge (1986)

Dirk Blocker: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie : [in Judge Stone's chambers]  Bert?

  Bert Felch : Ernie?

  Ernie : What are you doing here?

  Bert Felch : What are *you* doing here?

  Harry Stone : [stepping into his chambers]  What are all these people doing here?

• [Ernie throws Dan to the floor and steps on his neck] 

  Ernie : All right, Fielding! You make one move, I'll blow your brains into the office downstairs!

  Dan Fielding : [choked]  I got no problem with that.

• Ernie : [with his foot on Dan's neck]  It's a bribery sting! We're arresting Fielding, we had the judge wired.

  Bert Felch : We're arresting the judge, we had Fielding wired!

  Ernie : You mean...?

  Bert Felch : Oh, for crying out loud! Ain't that the craziest thing?

  [laughter]