Night Court (TV Series)

The New Judge (1986)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : Burn this image in your mind, sir: this man, standing stark naked, swinging a baseball bat.

  Mrs. MacNulty : My Louisville slugger.

  Mr. MacNulty : [cupping a hand to his ear]  What?

  Dan Fielding : [shouting]  She said she likes your bat!

• Dan Fielding : What if he starts shooting?

  Bert Felch : You'll bleed.

• [Ernie throws Dan to the floor and steps on his neck] 

  Ernie : All right, Fielding! You make one move, I'll blow your brains into the office downstairs!

  Dan Fielding : [choked]  I got no problem with that.