Night Court (TV Series)
The Night Court Before Christmas (1988)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
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Quotes
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Buddy Ryan : [as Harry is about to take another drink] Hey Harry?
[Harry turns and sees Buddy and Nick at the window in Nick's convertible]
Buddy Ryan : Want a ride?
Judge Harry T. Stone : No thanks, Buddy, I'm covered.
[Is about to resume his drinking, but pauses and looks back. The window is clear. Harry dismisses what he thought he saw]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Nah.
Buddy Ryan : [yelling at Nick] Hey, look out for that flock of pigeons!
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [Bull enters the cafeteria wearing a shrunken Santa suit with his stomach exposed] Bull, isn't that suit a tad on the small side for you?
Bull Shannon : It's the only one they had left. For some reason they had a big rush on Santa suits.
Dan Fielding : No! On Christmas Eve?
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Buddy Ryan : [still amused by what the gang thought about Nick] Nick - Santa Claus. That's hysterical.
Buddy Ryan : [looks thoughtful]
Buddy Ryan : Although, that would explain his red convertible.
Judge Harry T. Stone : What about his red convertible?
Buddy Ryan : It flies.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [Harry has to be told about a department store Santa's altercation with a hooker and her pimp, but in the presence of a little boy] And you are?
Mandy Davis : I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
Judge Harry T. Stone : And...?
Lorenzo : I'm the elf who handles the money.
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[Dan has to explain about an altercation between a department-store Santa and a hooker and her pimp, but with a 10-year-old witness waiting in the background]
Dan Fielding : So, after the, uh...
Judge Harry T. Stone : Gift exchange?
[Dan points and mouths, "thank you", then continues]
Dan Fielding : Santa... forgot to leave anything under her tree.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [not wanting to send Roz back to holding] Mr. McCracken, is there any chance you might change your mind?
McCracken : I'll change my mind when *Hell* has frozen over, and the sun has turned to *dust*!
