- District Attorney Vincent Daniels: [to Dan, while Kitty is wearing a trenchcoat] I have to take my niece shopping for some clothes.
- Kitty: [turns to Dan] All this time in New York...
- Kitty: [opens the coat and Dan's eyes go wide] ... And not a thing to wear.
- [the Red Ranger is seated under the air conditioner, holding a knife to the rope suspending it from the ceiling]
- Red Ranger: If I can't wear my mask, I'm gonna ride off into that last sunset!
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: You can't do that! What about your fans, what are they gonna say?
- Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell: So long, Kemo Slab-e.
- District Attorney Vincent Daniels: [on Kitty] Drives you crazy, doesn't it? So near, yet so far...
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Wait a minute, is that what you're up to? You're gonna taunt me, torture me, drive me crazy?
- District Attorney Vincent Daniels: Call it a hobby. Remember: one touch, and I'm cutting you off at the knees!
- [He exits]
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [muttering] Yeah, I'd still be taller than you, you little...
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [Kitty's been aggressively teasing him] No. And nothing will change my mind.
- Kitty: Not even these pictures I took in the photo booth in the lobby?
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [looks at them, then gasps in shock] My God! How did you get the stool that high?
- Red Ranger: Maybe it is time I took this mask off...
- Bill Oxley: Don't bother. I just got off the phone with the studio. They're pulling the plug. The movie bombed.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Aw, ain't that a shame!
- Bill Oxley: They actually burned the screen.
- Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell: What about your new Red Ranger?
- Bill Oxley: He resigned on the way to the hospital.
- Public Defender Christine Sullivan: The hospital?
- Bill Oxley: Yeah, they... they jujube-eed him.
- [Oxley walks off]
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: You must be thrilled!
- Red Ranger: [gravely] Oh no, my domed friend. A Ranger never rejoices in the misfortune of others.
- [He bows his head, and solemly takes off his hat... then throws it into the air]
- Red Ranger: YEE-HA!
- [off their looks]
- Red Ranger: Well, maybe just once.