Nightmare Cafe (TV Series)
Aliens Ate My Lunch (1992)
Lindsay Frost: Fay Peronivic
Quotes
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[Fay is treating Frank's bullet wound]
Fay Peronivic : Another couple inches to the left and...
Frank Nolan : What am I going to do, die? We're dead already, right?
Fay Peronivic : Oh, but dead people don't bleed. Dead people don't go "ouch".
[Fay suddenly tightens the bandage on Frank's shoulder wound]
Frank Nolan : OUCH!
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[Fay, Frank and Blackie are facing a firing squad consisting of the county sheriff and farmers]
Frank Nolan : Blackie, I've got to ask. If they shoot you, do you die?
Blackie : Got me. I've never been shot before.
Fay Peronivic : Now why does that surprise me.
Blackie : Last time they tried to execute me, crossbows were all the rage.
[Fay stares at Blackie in astonishment]
Blackie : Hey, those things pack a wallop!
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[the café's door swings open and the missing cows stroll through]
Blackie : Heifers from hell?
Fay Peronivic : Cows from Mars driving their spaceship on their restless search for greener pastures.
Frank Nolan : No way they were driving the spaceship. They got hooves - how could they work the pedals?