Nightmare Cafe (TV Series)

Nightmare Cafe (1992)

Bill Croft: Boyle

Quotes 

• Al : [referring to Frank]  While you're dumping this stuff make him watch.

  Boyle : Why not whack him right now?

  Al : Because now he thinks he's John Wayne. My way, he dies knowing he's a chump.

• [Boyle and the driver from Frank's nightmare enter the café with guns drawn] 

  Fay Peronivic : Hey guys! Couple of cups of hot coffee, boys? Maybe some butter for the gun?

  Boyle : Where is he?

  Fay Peronivic : The wet guy? He's hiding in the ladies' room.

  [the two thugs enter the bathroom and find themselves in a police target shooting gallery] 

  Police Shooting Gallery Attendant : The Fifth Annual All-Precinct Turkey Shoot is officially open! Take your places! Ready! Aim!

  Fay Peronivic : [to herself]  This place has possibilities.

  [the thugs flee as sounds of shooting erupt from the women's room] 

  Fay Peronivic : Hey! You boys remember to put the seat down?

  Fay Peronivic : [to herself]  I can't believe I just did that.

  Fay Peronivic : [sighs]  If only I had the guts to do that in my own life.