Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Laurie Freeman : Look, do me a favor, would you? Come on.

  [dragging Norm by an arm] 

  Laurie Freeman : See the nurse sitting over there? Is that a guy or a girl?

  Norm Henderson : Well, ah, Luarie, I think at this point in your love life that's a minor consideration.

• Norm Henderson : Firemen. I can't believe you're attracted to firemen, what a cliche.

  Shelly Kilmartin : You mean a cliche like men are attracted to big-breasted women?

  Norm Henderson : Hey! That's completely different! We don't care what they do for a living.

  Shelly Kilmartin : [after putting on lip gloss to go see some firemen giving a safety demonstration]  so, how do I look?

  Norm Henderson : You're asking me how you look so you can go flirt with other men? You've hurt me, Shelly. You've hurt me in a way only sex can heal.