- Laurie Freeman: Look, do me a favor, would you? Come on.
- [dragging Norm by an arm]
- Laurie Freeman: See the nurse sitting over there? Is that a guy or a girl?
- Norm Henderson: Well, ah, Luarie, I think at this point in your love life that's a minor consideration.
- Norm Henderson: Firemen. I can't believe you're attracted to firemen, what a cliche.
- Shelly Kilmartin: You mean a cliche like men are attracted to big-breasted women?
- Norm Henderson: Hey! That's completely different! We don't care what they do for a living.
- Shelly Kilmartin: [after putting on lip gloss to go see some firemen giving a safety demonstration] so, how do I look?
- Norm Henderson: You're asking me how you look so you can go flirt with other men? You've hurt me, Shelly. You've hurt me in a way only sex can heal.