The Office (TV Series)
Booze Cruise (2006)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.
Michael Scott : It's a fake wheel, dummy.
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Dwight Schrute : [thinking he's steering the "Booze Cruise" boat] I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four and I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.
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Dwight Schrute : Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?
Jim Halpert : Oh, there it is: "J1."
Dwight Schrute : I don't have any...
Jim Halpert : Here, have some nickels.
Dwight Schrute : [putting nickels into vending machine] 5, 10, 15, 20, 25...
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Dwight Schrute : Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.
Michael Scott : Captain Jack's a fart face.
[throws up]
Michael Scott : I'm on medication.
Brenda : Really, what?
Michael Scott : Vomicillan.