"The Office" Halloween (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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  • [Michael is asking Dwight who should be fired on Halloween. Michael is wearing a papier-mâché replica of his head on his shoulder and Dwight is dressed as a Sith Lord] 

    Michael Scott : [to his papier-mâché replica head]  What? There was someone left off that list? Who?

    Dwight Schrute : Who is he saying?

    Michael Scott : [gasp]  You're right. I didn't even think of him.

    Dwight Schrute : No, Michael.

    Michael Scott : Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.

    Dwight Schrute : No. No. Not me.

    Michael Scott : Yeah, I could.

    Dwight Schrute : Not Dwight.

    Michael Scott : I'm not saying that's what he said.

    Dwight Schrute : I know that's what he said.

    Michael Scott : [to his papier-mâché replica head]  What?

    Dwight Schrute : Tell him not Dwight.

    Michael Scott : [to his papier-mâché replica head]  That is not a very nice thing to say about him.

    Dwight Schrute : Tell him to stop.

    Michael Scott : [to his papier-mâché replica head]  Are you kidding?

    Dwight Schrute : [to Michael's papier-mâché replica head]  Quiet, you!

    Michael Scott : [to his papier-mâché replica head]  I agree. He'd land on his feet.

    Dwight Schrute : Make him be quiet.

  • Dwight Schrute : So you got the fax. So why didn't you add it to the résumé? What do you mean? Of course, martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence! Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too, and I will see you there burning. Fine. Oh, wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision?

  • Dwight Schrute : Stanley, could you come with me, please?

    Stanley Hudson : No.

    Dwight Schrute : As Assistant Regional Manager...

    Stanley Hudson : "To the".

  • Dwight Schrute : Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

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