The Office (TV Series)
The Fire (2005)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Phyllis : [the employees are listing what books they would like to read on a desert island] "The Da Vinci Code."
Angela : "The Da Vinci Code." I would take "The Da Vinci Code," so I could burn "The Da Vinci Code."
Dwight Schrute : Okay, great. That's gonna keep you warm for, like, seven seconds.
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Dwight Schrute : [to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire"] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe! Ryan started the fire!
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Dwight Schrute : Question: is there firewood on the island?
Jim Halpert : I guess.
Dwight Schrute : Then I would bring an ax, no books.
Jim Halpert : No, it has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : Fine. "Physician's Desk Reference."
Jim Halpert : Nice. Smart.
Dwight Schrute : Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Question: Did my shoes come off in the plane crash?