The Office (TV Series)

The Fire (2005)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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• Jim Halpert : [leading games during a fire drill]  All right, let's move on. Let's move on to the main event, "Who would you do?"

  Kevin : Present company excluded?

  Jim Halpert : Not necessarily.

  Kevin : Pam.

  Oscar : Pam.

  [cut to look of shock on Pam's face] 

  Jim Halpert : Um... Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules. Let me explain it first and then...

• Dwight Schrute : Question: is there firewood on the island?

  Jim Halpert : I guess.

  Dwight Schrute : Then I would bring an ax, no books.

  Jim Halpert : No, it has to be a book, Dwight.

  Dwight Schrute : Fine. "Physician's Desk Reference."

  Jim Halpert : Nice. Smart.

  Dwight Schrute : Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Question: Did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

• Michael Scott : [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"]  Roy? Who would you do, Roy?

  Roy : Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?

  Angela : [angrily]  My name is Angela.

  Roy : [without shame]  Hey, Angela.

  [gesturing to himself] 

  Roy : Roy, nice to meet you.

  Michael Scott : All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?

  Jim Halpert : [There is an awkward pause]  Um, Kevin, hands down.

  [the group begins to laugh] 

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.

  Michael Scott : Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,

  [the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression] 

  Michael Scott : 'cause he's gonna own his own business.

  Roy : [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing]  You're all gay.