The Office (TV Series)

The Fire (2005)

Angela Kinsey: Angela Martin

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• Phyllis : [the employees are listing what books they would like to read on a desert island]  "The Da Vinci Code."

  Angela : "The Da Vinci Code." I would take "The Da Vinci Code," so I could burn "The Da Vinci Code."

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, great. That's gonna keep you warm for, like, seven seconds.

• Michael Scott : [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"]  Roy? Who would you do, Roy?

  Roy : Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?

  Angela : [angrily]  My name is Angela.

  Roy : [without shame]  Hey, Angela.

  [gesturing to himself] 

  Roy : Roy, nice to meet you.

  Michael Scott : All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?

  Jim Halpert : [There is an awkward pause]  Um, Kevin, hands down.

  [the group begins to laugh] 

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.

  Michael Scott : Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,

  [the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression] 

  Michael Scott : 'cause he's gonna own his own business.

  Roy : [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing]  You're all gay.