Geordie Johnson: Desmond Happy

Quotes 

• Camier : Oh dear...

  Li Ann Tsei : Mr. Happy?

  Desmond Happy : [smiles]  I take it our business was conducted without messy complications?

  Murphy : [furious]  In a word, NO.

  Camier : You've been rather nefarious with us.

  Desmond Happy : Well of course I lied to you gentlemen, I'm a director!

  Murphy : Directors lie to their agents, not to their assassins!

  [Murphy and Camier draw their guns out, along with Vic, Li-Ann, Jackie and Mac in unison] 

  Victor Mansfield : Would you mind answering a few skill-testing questions for us?

  Desmond Happy : I don't have the time for that, I'm busy taking over!

• Desmond Happy : Mama's little baby...

• Camier : [surprised]  Good lord... just for a second there it seemed like I felt a twinge of... emotion.

  Murphy : Regarding our impending milestone?

  Camier : I'm not certain...

  Murphy : Not regret or remorse, I pray?

  Camier : Heaven forbid, if anything, vindication.

  Murphy : Ah, indeed, after all, #99 here did de-bag three of our agents before dispatching them, so an eye for an eye and a... never mind.

  [both hit-men hear a noise behind them and they point their guns in that direction] 

  Desmond Happy : Excellent work, gentlemen. Your liquidations... sparkle.

  Murphy : I'm glad you enjoyed the spectacle.

  Desmond Happy : You seem bothered by my presence.

  Camier : The kill is a very intimate moment.

  Desmond Happy : Call me a voyeur but then as an agency director that's what I'm expected to be.

  Murphy : [annoyed]  You directors are an insolent lot!

  Desmond Happy : We are what we are by necessity.