Once a Thief (TV Series)
The Director Files (1998)
Nicholas Lea: Victor Mansfield
Quotes
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Murphy : [behind a pile of chemical barrels with Camier] If it could be at all avoided, we'd sooner not kill the four of you!
Mac Ramsey : Murphy?
Camier : We only want Dr. Fry!
Mac Ramsey : [imitating Camier's British accent] Oh hey, it's Camier! Spiffing lad, spiffing!
Victor Mansfield : So uh, who ordered the kill, boys?
Murphy : Oh now, really...
Victor Mansfield : Oh sorry, just, you know me, always sticking my nose in... I guess I just can't help myself.
Mac Ramsey : Just a naturally curious kind of a guy.
Victor Mansfield : Some people find it appealing!
Mac Ramsey : Some people find it appalling.
Victor Mansfield : You think?
Mac Ramsey : Yes! They do!
Camier : [annoyed] Will you two shut up?
Victor Mansfield : Sorry. Did the Director send you by any chance?
Mac Ramsey : Oh now Vic, c'mon, that's out-of-line!
Victor Mansfield : [calling out to Murphy and Camier] Sorry!
Mac Ramsey : Well, did she?
Camier : No comment!
Mac Ramsey : Okay, now we've offended them good job...
Camier : You should know that we have instructions to kill ALL of you should the need arise!
Mac Ramsey : Sounds like her.
Murphy : And now, if you please, deliver the good Dr. Fry to our spear of influence!
Victor Mansfield : Nothing personal here lads, but, uh...
[both Mac and Vic jump out and start shooting]
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Victor Mansfield : Who sent you, Camier?
Camier : ...You wouldn't shoot me, Victor.
Victor Mansfield : [Victor holds his gun against Mr. Camier's head and chuckles menacingly] Oh absolutely, I would.
Camier : [nervous] ... Oh.
Dr. Fry : [panicking] It was Mr. Happy!
Victor Mansfield : Who's Mr. Happy?
Mac Ramsey : Don't tell me that's like your little Elvis, because I just, just can't hear that right now, and...
Dr. Fry : Desmond Happy! Another agency director!
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Camier : Oh dear...
Li Ann Tsei : Mr. Happy?
Desmond Happy : [smiles] I take it our business was conducted without messy complications?
Murphy : [furious] In a word, NO.
Camier : You've been rather nefarious with us.
Desmond Happy : Well of course I lied to you gentlemen, I'm a director!
Murphy : Directors lie to their agents, not to their assassins!
[Murphy and Camier draw their guns out, along with Vic, Li-Ann, Jackie and Mac in unison]
Victor Mansfield : Would you mind answering a few skill-testing questions for us?
Desmond Happy : I don't have the time for that, I'm busy taking over!
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Victor Mansfield : Look, it's the weasel and his lovely wife!