Julian Richings: Camier

Quotes 

• Camier : [cheerful]  Ah, the good Dr. Fry! Congratulations, you are Victim #1,000 and the winner of valuable cash prizes!

• Murphy : [behind a pile of chemical barrels with Camier]  If it could be at all avoided, we'd sooner not kill the four of you!

  Mac Ramsey : Murphy?

  Camier : We only want Dr. Fry!

  Mac Ramsey : [imitating Camier's British accent]  Oh hey, it's Camier! Spiffing lad, spiffing!

  Victor Mansfield : So uh, who ordered the kill, boys?

  Murphy : Oh now, really...

  Victor Mansfield : Oh sorry, just, you know me, always sticking my nose in... I guess I just can't help myself.

  Mac Ramsey : Just a naturally curious kind of a guy.

  Victor Mansfield : Some people find it appealing!

  Mac Ramsey : Some people find it appalling.

  Victor Mansfield : You think?

  Mac Ramsey : Yes! They do!

  Camier : [annoyed]  Will you two shut up?

  Victor Mansfield : Sorry. Did the Director send you by any chance?

  Mac Ramsey : Oh now Vic, c'mon, that's out-of-line!

  Victor Mansfield : [calling out to Murphy and Camier]  Sorry!

  Mac Ramsey : Well, did she?

  Camier : No comment!

  Mac Ramsey : Okay, now we've offended them good job...

  Camier : You should know that we have instructions to kill ALL of you should the need arise!

  Mac Ramsey : Sounds like her.

  Murphy : And now, if you please, deliver the good Dr. Fry to our spear of influence!

  Victor Mansfield : Nothing personal here lads, but, uh...

  [both Mac and Vic jump out and start shooting] 

• Victor Mansfield : Who sent you, Camier?

  Camier : ...You wouldn't shoot me, Victor.

  Victor Mansfield : [Victor holds his gun against Mr. Camier's head and chuckles menacingly]  Oh absolutely, I would.

  Camier : [nervous]  ... Oh.

  Dr. Fry : [panicking]  It was Mr. Happy!

  Victor Mansfield : Who's Mr. Happy?

  Mac Ramsey : Don't tell me that's like your little Elvis, because I just, just can't hear that right now, and...

  Dr. Fry : Desmond Happy! Another agency director!

• Camier : Oh dear...

  Li Ann Tsei : Mr. Happy?

  Desmond Happy : [smiles]  I take it our business was conducted without messy complications?

  Murphy : [furious]  In a word, NO.

  Camier : You've been rather nefarious with us.

  Desmond Happy : Well of course I lied to you gentlemen, I'm a director!

  Murphy : Directors lie to their agents, not to their assassins!

  [Murphy and Camier draw their guns out, along with Vic, Li-Ann, Jackie and Mac in unison] 

  Victor Mansfield : Would you mind answering a few skill-testing questions for us?

  Desmond Happy : I don't have the time for that, I'm busy taking over!

• Camier : It's doubtful that the Head's identity and location would be on the Director's COMPUTER, Victor! I... sorry.

• Camier : [surprised]  Good lord... just for a second there it seemed like I felt a twinge of... emotion.

  Murphy : Regarding our impending milestone?

  Camier : I'm not certain...

  Murphy : Not regret or remorse, I pray?

  Camier : Heaven forbid, if anything, vindication.

  Murphy : Ah, indeed, after all, #99 here did de-bag three of our agents before dispatching them, so an eye for an eye and a... never mind.

  [both hit-men hear a noise behind them and they point their guns in that direction] 

  Desmond Happy : Excellent work, gentlemen. Your liquidations... sparkle.

  Murphy : I'm glad you enjoyed the spectacle.

  Desmond Happy : You seem bothered by my presence.

  Camier : The kill is a very intimate moment.

  Desmond Happy : Call me a voyeur but then as an agency director that's what I'm expected to be.

  Murphy : [annoyed]  You directors are an insolent lot!

  Desmond Happy : We are what we are by necessity.

• Camier : [shocked and annoyed]  Mr. Happy commissioned YOU to design the drug?

  Dr. Fry : Yes, that's why he wants me dead!

  Murphy : He told us only that you were a security leak!

  [angry] 

  Murphy : this makes me very... splenetic.