Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider

Quotes 

• Mr. Romano : [Schneider drops in just after Mr Romano has noticed the 'ratty carpeting' in his building's elevator]  I'm not the kind of a man who tells people how to run their business, but I am a contractor, and I know there is no reason the tenants should have to see carpeting like that.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : You're right, Mr Romano. I'll put in a dimmer bulb.

  Mr. Romano : [he responds with an Italian expletive]  Mannaggia!

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Mannaggia! Used to play center-field for the Yanks, right?