- Ann Romano: [realizing she is too sick to work] Y'know what, I think that I better go home.
- Jerry Davenport: Of course... After six o'clock.
- Ann Romano: Am I not entitled to 15 days sick leave?
- Jerry Davenport: Romano, why waste good sick leave when you feel lousy?
- Jerry Davenport: [Mr Davenport reassigns Ann's co-worker after she lied and cheated] She's not creative and she can't write.
- Ann Romano: [astonished] You know what she is!
- Jerry Davenport: Whoa, Romano, in the Navy there was a word for dames like that.
- Ann Romano: What was it?
- Jerry Davenport: How would I know. I was in the Air Force.