One Tree Hill (TV Series)
Near Wild Heaven (2004)
Brett Claywell: Tim
Quotes
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Tim Smith : Hey, Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good...
Haley James : Tim, you just ate. How is it possible that you're still hungry?
Tim Smith : I'm not ordering food, i'm ordering strippers.
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Tim Smith : Dude, smell me.
Nathan Scott : Dude, kiss my ass.
Tim Smith : No, seriously. I wanna smell nice for the... talent that's coming over.
Nathan Scott : Tim, just say the stripper.
Tim Smith : Fine, the stripper. Alright... Which one makes me smell available? I've got "Flesh" on this side and this "Frink" stuff on this side.
Nathan Scott : That's not mine.
Tim Smith : Well, it was in your bathroom.
Haley James : [walks in] Oh, Tim, what are you doing with my perfume?
[takes it]
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Tim Smith : She's here! Stripper time!
[Runs to open the door. Lucas stands behind it]
Tim Smith : Oh, it's just you.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Not the thrill it used to be, huh?
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Tim Smith : [to Nathan] Are you sure you know this guy?
Nathan Scott : He works with me at Hot & Twisted
[pretzel stand at the mall]
Nathan's colleague : Great, even the losers don't know me.
Tim Smith : Just read the damn quiz.
Nathan's colleague : [sigh] When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What the hell are you reading?
Tim Smith : Cosmo Girl, go on...
Nathan's colleague : When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.
Tim Smith : It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.
Nathan Scott : Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?
Tim Smith : I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : And hopefully someday you'll find him.
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Tim Smith : I can see your thong strap, foxy brown!
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Tim Smith : Oh, sweet, they're in costume. Did my brother deliver or what?
Officer Bernstein : We witnessed a keg being brought up to his apartment? Are you boys of age?
Officer Grasso : Let's see some ID.
Tim Smith : Let's see some hot girl!
[Tim smacks the officer's ass. They grab his arms and push him up against a window]
Tim Smith : Damn these strippers are strong! I can feel your breasts against my back!
Officer Bernstein : Better yet! Forget the keg. Arrest the perv.
Tim Smith : Ow! You're hurting me! Does that cost extra?
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Nathan Scott : Tim, I'm married.
Tim Smith : Right. You keep telling yourself that. But that ring doesn't erase your past, Nate. Some of us still remember who you used to be.