- Cyril O'Reily: Dad's coming to visit?
- Ryan O'Reily: Well, not visit, exactly.
- [cut to Seamus being escorted into Oz]
- Correction Officer: Welcome to Oz!
- Seamus O'Reilly: Fuck you!
- [Bukowski has been whining to O'Reily since arriving in Em City]
- Ryan O'Reily: Tell you what. Maybe I can get you a tampon to stop your pussy from bleeding.
- [the Sicilians confront Bukowski regarding his pot brownies]
- Stanley Bukowski: You fucks better stay away from me. Or my homies'll...
- Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano: What? They'll come protect you. Go ahead. Call them.
- [Bukowski realizes that he's all alone]
- Stanley Bukowski: Ah, man! I feel like Custer.
- Chucky Pancamo: C'mon Custer! Let's go for a walk.
- [the Sicilians melt Bukowski's face off with a steam pipe]