- [about the death of Dino Ortolani]
- Johnny Post: Just before I killed him, I *fucked* him up the ass!
- Nino Schibetta: Kill him. Start with his dick.
- [after Beecher tells him he's arranging a conjugal visit]
- Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger: Oh, a cunt-jugal. But you didn't ask my permission.
- [pause]
- Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger: When are you gonna learn, prag? You belong to *me* now! I make *all* your decisions for you.
- [Beecher nods]
- [after forcing Beecher to ask permission several times]
- Tobias 'Toby' Beecher: *PLEASE, SIR! MAY I FUCK MY WIFE?*
- Vernon 'Vern' Schillinger: Now, when you ask me like *that*. I can't refuse you anything.
- [Schibetta's wife just passed away]
- Nino Schibetta: Such a good woman. Such a patient woman. I'm not the easiest man to live with, you know.
- Joey D'Angelo: Yeah, I know.
- Nino Schibetta: [looks at D'Angelo menacingly] I want Angie's funeral to be magnificent. I want a gold and bronze casket. Red velvet interior. At the wake, I want on both sides of her Calla lilies. She had them on her wedding day. And get that actor she likes to be one of her pallbearers.
- Joey D'Angelo: Which actor?
- Nino Schibetta: You know, he's a big movie star. What's his name? He was in that movie where the thing blew up.
- Joey D'Angelo: Yeah, I know who you mean.
- Augustus Hill: 'Fuck' is a four letter word. 'Rape' is a four letter word. 'Wife' is a four letter word. So is 'love.'
- Lenny Burrano: Donald Groves... You killed your parents and ate them, right?
- Donald Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving.
- Lenny Burrano: That's festive!
- Father Ray Mukada: According to this file you're about to be a father. You've got a girlfriend, Maritza, she's an inmate at Parker Women's.
- Miguel Alvarez: Yeah, we got arrested together. Ain't that sweet?.
- Ryan O'Reily: She's a hooker.
- Lenny Burrano: You're full of shit.
- Ryan O'Reily: She's a hooker. I tell ya, I been there.
- Lenny Burrano: You're shitting me about this.
- Ryan O'Reily: The St. Pauli sector of Hamburg, Germany is the red light district. So you tell me what a St. Paul Girl does after she takes up her apron.
- Lenny Burrano: And I always thought the little bitch was smiling just for me.
- Tim McManus: I'm gonna arrange for you to visit your wife in the hospital.
- Nino Schibetta: That's very considerate of you. But forgive me, I'm cynical by nature. Why are you being so considerate to me?
- Tim McManus: It's hard enough her being this ill without you being able to, uh...
- Nino Schibetta: Say goodbye? What do you want from me?
- Tim McManus: Your continued patience.
- Nino Schibetta: You're gonna find out who killed Dino?
- Tim McManus: Yes.
- Nino Schibetta: And you're gonna bring him to justice.
- Tim McManus: Now you're laughing at me.
- Nino Schibetta: As I said, I'm a cynical bastard.