**SPOILERS** It would take Perry to cut through the train wreck that the dead guy left for a will, wouldn't it? I'll summarize it and clean it up for the reader of this report. WHAT?? Who in the hell would do something this complicated in a bequeathment, unless he was completely twisted himself. Dead guy MUST have realized just how incomparably greedy his relatives were, to set up such a coil of avarice. One other small thing: THAT'S ALL?? All he had was a failing newspaper? Nothing else? Okay, so then he goes on a fishing trip. Wanna know WHY the newspaper is failing? Enter a complete fool; Perry's client.
The newspaper was already on the rocks when the rocky rapids finished dead guy, so who could save it? A rookie? Looks good in a Disney movie or Star Wars, but here? Like I been sayin... it must have taken a diabolical mind to fix up his relatives this way. The SMART thing, of course, as anyone with a working brain cell knows, was to sell out, and get out fast. Of course, if he was smart, he wouldn't need Perry, would he?
Now, Tilden Stuart had a very good reason for beating Kerry Worden to death with a poker. She was the worst of the lot; frankly. she had it coming, didn't she? He carried a dead body two miles over rough terrain, and set up the complicated arrangement that would have benefited both of them quite nicely, but she just had to squeeze him for more. He did all the work. She got just what she deserved. What is unforgivable, almost, is setting up Joe Davies. And, if ever there was a patsy just begging to be dumped on, it was him.
Perry figures all this out with the aid of some very clear photographs; and you've just gotta wonder HOW the Royal Canadian Mounted Police could have missed something so obvious, don't you? And a chart showing the REAL brains behind the land/business deals helps sort out exactly WHY he was probably gonna take it all, for a much lower cost than at first. The rest of the family is probably gonna be shocked to find that their profits will be much smaller thanks to their greedy squabbling. Yes, it does my heart good to see this kind of selfishness rewarded so fully.
In my opinion, the actors, or parts played by the nice dummies were the weakest. The best were the rats, with Jan Merlin (Ralph Quentin), taking top honors for being at his slithering snakiest. I mean, this guy backs up his dirtbag looks with real talent in playing these roles; just look at him and you don't trust him.
Tilden's (Denver Pyle), taking a ten count for Murder2, but he's getting an "A" for effort; he had a broken arm, for Pete's sake!!
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