- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Fruitcakes?
- Lt. Jerome B. Stone: Yes. Someone's been lifting fruitcakes all over town.
- Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch: Hmm. Must be pretty strong. My Aunt Millie makes fruitcakes and I know you're gonna need a crane to lift one of those puppies.
- [Rito and Goldar have given Bulk and Skull a giant fruitcake for Christmas]
- Goldar: The fruitcake was Rito's idea. I wanted to go with the cheese log, but, hey, who listens to me?
- [Tommy and Kat's oldest grandson runs out the door]
- Young Grandson: He's always got something to take care of.
- Tommy Oliver: Well, uh, it must run in the family.
- Little Girl: Hi. is this where the holiday party is tonight? I bring a poster to hang on the wall?
- Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch: Bulky, I think we found something.
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: A giant fruitcake. That's it, but what kind of of warped and twisted mind could create such a hideous grotesque monstrosity?
- Rito Revolto, Goldar: Surprise! Merry Christmas!
- Rito Revolto: It's a giant fruitcake. What do you think? Do you like it? Do you like it?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: You made that?
- Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch: For us?