Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Jeff Goldblum/Julia Louis-Dreyfus (2002)

Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various

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Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : And, and you met your husband there.

  [Northwestern University] 

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : I did.

  Jiminy Glick : The wonderful Richard Louis Dreyfuss.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : That, that is not my husband.

  Jiminy Glick : He's not your husband.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : No, people often make that mistake.

  Jiminy Glick : They do, I bet.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : His name isn't Louis Dreyfuss, his name is Richard Dreyfuss with two Ss, and I'm Louis-Dreyfus with one S.

  Jiminy Glick : And you married Richard after, or before...

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : I didn't marry Richard, in fact.

  Jiminy Glick : You lived together in sin, because that was the era.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : I'm married to Brad Hall, Jiminy.

  Jiminy Glick : But you took Richard Dreyfuss's surname, why?

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : It's just so pretty.

• Jiminy Glick : So this has been really fun. Damn your PR people, 'cause they made it difficult.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : I'm sorry about that.

  Jiminy Glick : Oh my goodness, the demands were unbelievable, dear. You have to know that. Because a lot of you stars don't know what THEY demand.

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : I'd like to hear the list.

  Jiminy Glick : It had to be Schweppes Ginger Ale, and there had to be straws. And straws, I mean... we're at war, dear. So, but y'know, I, this is not the point, the point is,

  [tapping Julia with a rolled-up newspaper] 

  Jiminy Glick : I'm happy you came, I'm happy you came, I'm thrilled you came, I'm happy you came, and I'm happy you came. And I want to thank you, I want to wish you the best of luck, I want you to say hello to your hubby...

  Julia Louis-Dreyfus : Richard Dreyfuss.

  Jiminy Glick : Yes.