- Penny Proud: There's no law that says I can't play on your team. However there are plenty of laws that say you can *not* call me babydoll.
- Oscar Proud: It's like James Brown said,
- [singing]
- Oscar Proud: It's a man's world! And there's no room for uno girl.
- Suga Mama: James Brown never said that.
- Trudy Proud: Are you saying only a boy can take a hit?
- Oscar Proud: I'm saying there's no pain like football pain.
- Trudy Proud: What about childbirth?
- Oscar Proud: [grumbles] Yeah chidlbirth's worse, but I'm not signing a permission slip for that either!
- Trudy Proud: Then I will.