Remington Steele (TV Series)
Santa Claus Is Coming to Steele (1986)
Pierce Brosnan: Remington Steele
Quotes
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Remington Steele : Laura, do you really think that I'm the sort of man that would give a women a teddy bear?
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Mildred Krebs : As much as I can get on that hairbag
Remington Steele : Where do you pick up all of these expressions Mildred?
Mildred Krebs : Television, I guess
Remington Steele : I thought you only watched PBS?
Mildred Krebs : [a little later] Well how do we stop that slimeball? Alistair Cooke says that a lot.
Remington Steele : Does he?
Laura Holt : [Laura walks in] That hairbag, that slimeball!
Remington Steele : You watch PBS too?
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Remington Steele : Feisty piece of baggage our Miss Holt
Mildred Krebs : A little too feisty for my blood.
Remington Steele : Oh she has a point to prove Mildred
Mildred Krebs : Whats that?
Remington Steele : That a women with intelligence, determination, and a certain amount of training can be as stupidly macho as any man.
Mildred Krebs : It comes down to that huh? You mean we're playing clay pigeons so she can win the battle of the sexes?
Remington Steele : Oh, the only battle worth fighting for Mildred.
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Remington Steele : Supposing you had children. Just supposing I mean. Would you intend to continue working? Or would you feed the little tykes breakfast in the morning and then rush off to a nice juicy murder? I'm mean would you call them up at school and apologize that you couldn't pick them up because you were being held hostage?
Laura Holt : Are you saying that a woman's place is in the home?
Remington Steele : Actually, I was thinking of a more specific area.
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Remington Steele : Now I know how Jimmy Stewart felt in Rear Window. This thing is beginning to itch already.
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Mildred Krebs : We certainly have had our share of sickos this trip.
Laura Holt : The scary part is they came right to our doorstep.
Remington Steele : Yes, nothing like bringing ones work home, eh?