- Remington Steele: Love must truly be an enigma, Fred.
- Fred: How's that sir?
- Remington Steele: Because I can't tell if I'm winning or losing.
- Laura Holt: Leo Blitzman?
- Leo Blitzman: Yeah. Watch the rough stuff, pretty boy. You're dealin' with an eye.
- Remington Steele: An eye?
- Leo Blitzman: Cannon, Mannix, Rockford.
- Remington Steele: He appears to be speaking in some sort of code.
- Laura Holt: He's trying to tell us he's a private eye.
- Bernice Foxe: Miss Travis, someone named Giovanni called. He said he'd like to arrange private sessions for you and Laura together. He feels you're both that good.
- Remington Steele: Good God in Heaven. You know him too? The man's an insatiable animal.
- Marion Travis: Giovanni an animal? Believe me, compared to some of the sculpture instructors I've had, he's a pussycat.