Reno 911! (TV Series)
Fire Fighters Are Jerks (2004)
Carlos Alazraqui: Deputy James Garcia
Quotes
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Lt. Jim Dangle : I don't mean any disrespect, but fuck firemen!
Deputy James Garcia : That's probably what Clemmie's doing right now.
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Deputy James Garcia : Flames don't come at you at the speed a bullet comes at you. Let's put it that way. So who's more important in the community? You decide.
Deputy Travis Junior : And after you put out the fire, the fire don't go hire a lawyer and sue ya. Nobody talks about the fire's rights to be a fire.
Deputy James Garcia : Have you ever heard of a drive-by fire?
Deputy Travis Junior : Nope.
Deputy James Garcia : No you haven't.
Deputy Travis Junior : Heroes my ass.
Deputy James Garcia : Bastards.