- Prince John: And why did Robin Hood escape, Gisburne?
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: My lord King...
- Prince John: Because you are incompetent! Inept! Inadequate! And incompetent!
- Lord Edgar: And bring that little pig.
- Walter Clout: The pig, my lord?
- Lord Edgar: Her familiar, Master Clout. She must have a familiar. She can't be a witch without a familiar.
- King's aide: You must rest...
- Prince John: Rest? Rest? And who will deal with the unrest that de Rainault's fled from? Fine Sheriff! Trots off on a pilgrimage to Canterbury at the first sign of trouble!
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: Perhaps he knew you were coming, my liege?
- [the King shoots Gisburne a poisonous look]
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: To, uh, deal with it...
- Lord Edgar: [Claps his hands for the prisoner, Mad Mab, to be brought before the King] The witch employed by my brother, sir.
- Prince John: She smells as evil as she looks.
- Mad Mab: Where's Rutterkin?
- Prince John: Rutterkin?
- Lord Edgar: The pig, my lord.
- Prince John: Oh yes, the little devil.
- Mad Mab: Oh he can be, he can be!
- Prince John: Ah! She confesses!