- Pat Morita: You can't enter that tournament without the proper skills, fat one.
- Joey Fatone: And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?
- Pat Morita: First of all, I'm Pat-effing-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training.
- Daniel LaRusso: So was I... if you'll remember.
- Pat Morita: Daniel-San, I thought I smelled failure. That toilet's not going to unplug itself.