Robot Chicken (TV Series)

That Hurts Me (2005)

Roger Jackson: Ghostface, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Man

Quotes 

• Franklin D. Roosevelt : The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself!

  Audience member 1 : And spiders!

  Franklin D. Roosevelt : ...Well yes. And spiders. That goes without saying...

  Audience member 2 : And snakes!

  Franklin D. Roosevelt : Yes... snakes too.

  Audience member 3 : And don't forget werewolves!

  Franklin D. Roosevelt : There is no such thing!

  [Everyone starts to argue] 

• Franklin D. Roosevelt : Okay! So the only things we have to fear are spiders, snakes, WEREWOLVES, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife, AND fear itself!

• Pinhead : America did the right thing giving the call to Ghostface... Of course, I would have called my mom...

  [starts to cry] 

  Pinhead : Today's her birthday!... I love you, Mom!

  [shows Drew Barrymore at home making Popcorn. The phone starts to ring] 

  Drew Barrymore : [picks up the phone]  Hello?

  Ghostface Killer : I see you making popcorn...

  Drew Barrymore : Who is this?

  Ghostface Killer : I saw the Charlie's Angels sequel, THAT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP!

  Drew Barrymore : I'm hanging up!