- Chinese Waiter: Hey Breckin Meyer!
- Breckin Meyer: Yes, Chinese restaurant guy?
- Chinese Waiter: Yeah, yeah. You ever see a Cat-Gopher?
- Breckin Meyer: Cat-Gopher? What's a Cat-Gopher?
- Chinese Waiter: Cat go for 6 dollar if I put enough MSG on it!
- Breckin Meyer: Heh heh... Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I just spent an hour and fiftenn minutes in traffic getting here. Granted, it's in a Benz, but this is horseshit! No, fuck you! You know what? I'm going home, OK? You can kiss my ass! I was in Garfield, motherfucker!
- Soldier: Sir! We're bing outnumbered!
- Napoleon Bonamite: I was outnumbered by ninjas and wolverines over summer break, but I killed them all with my nunhchucks! GOSH! Idiots!