Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Vegetable Fun Fest (2005)
Mark Hamill: Luke Skywalker, Sir Wimperton Cornswallow
Quotes
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Darth Vader : Turn to the dark side, and join me.
Luke Skywalker : I'll never join you! You killed my father!
Darth Vader : No, Luke. I am your father!
Luke Skywalker : That's not true!... That's impossible!
Darth Vader : And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke Skywalker : That's not true! That's... impropable!
Darth Vader : And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke Skywalker : That's... very unlikely.
Darth Vader : And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Luke Skywalker : ...Huh?
[time passes]
Darth Vader : And "the Force?" Well, that's just microscopic bateria in your bloodstream called "Midichlorians".
Luke Skywalker : [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.