Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

The Lounge Singer/She's the Toad (1994)

Mr. Lawrence: Filburt Turtle

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Quotes 

• Heffer Wolfe : [apropos of nothing]  You know... I died once.

  Filburt Shellbach : Really?

• Rocko : I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!

  Filburt Shellbach : You do? Tell me, tell me!

  Rocko : Just picture the audience... naked!

  [Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back] 

  Filburt Shellbach : I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.

  [Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain] 

  Rocko : Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.

• Filburt Shellbach : [singing]  Short and fat and green and warty / The toads from Okefenokee they party / When they party, yes, wen they party / They go R-I-B-B-I-T.

• Filburt Shellbach : Ed! Ed! You have been charged with treason. How do you plead, froggy-lips?

  Heffer Wolfe : He looks funny.

  Filburt Shellbach : Shut up! Ed, I am your conscience.

  Heffer Wolfe : I'm his conscience, too.

  Filburt Shellbach : What?

  Heffer Wolfe : Don't say I, say we.

  Filburt Shellbach : What?

  Heffer Wolfe : We! We!

  Filburt Shellbach : All right. Wee-wee!

  Heffer Wolfe : [Snickers]  You said "wee-wee." Say it again.

  Filburt Shellbach : Wee-wee!

• Filburt Shellbach : Citizens of Conglomo, repeat after me. Wee-wee!

  Crowd : Wee-wee!

  Heffer Wolfe : [Laughs]  Say it again!

  Crowd : Wee-wee! Wee-wee! Wee-wee!

• Heffer Wolfe : This guy's asking too many questions. What do I do?

  Filburt Shellbach : I dunno. Punch him.

  [Heffer punches the co-worker]