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A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne
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Crystal Anderson-Conner
: [
about Crystal's baby
] Well, why won't he sleep? I've tried everything, even the washing machine.
Darlene
: You put him in the *washing machine*?
Darlene
: [
to Roseanne
] Why are you picking on me? What, did I take the last doughnut, or something?
Roseanne
: [
Dan is embarrassed when he walks in on Crystal nursing her baby
] Oh, now, Dan. It's not like you've never seen breasts before.
Dan
: Crystal's my friend. As far as I'm concerned, she has no breasts... It works for me, okay?
Roseanne
: [
at the bike shop
] Becky wants me to take her and get her some birth control.
Roseanne
: [
Dan heads for the back of the shop
] Where are you going?
Dan
: Oh, I'm gonna kill Mark. He's in back, so I have to go in the back to kill him.
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