- Dan Conner: Is Roseanne here?
- Jackie Harris: No she drove Darlene to the hospital, she wasn't feeling well.
- Dan Conner: Is something wrong?
- Jackie Harris: No, just indigestion I think.
- Dan Conner: Did Roseanne know I was coming over?
- Jackie Harris: Actually, I think that's WHY she volunteered to drive Darlene.
- Darlene Conner-Healy: [the doctor suggests a risky drug to stop her contractions] Unless one of the side effects is death, I'm taking it.
- Roseanne Conner: What happens if this drug doesn't work?
- Doctor: We'll just have to wait.
- Roseanne Conner: No, don't give me that crap. I want to know.
- Doctor: Mrs. Connor, this IS the drug of last resort, if THIS doesn't work, Darlene will have to have the baby.
- Dan Conner: [standing on the front porch in the cold] We should put a porch swing up here.
- Roseanne Conner: Yeah, this might be a good conversation to have in say, July.
- Darlene Conner-Healy: [in labor at 28 weeks] Why is this happening?
- Doctor: Darlene, nobody knows what even triggers normal labor, let alone premature labor, but babies have been born this early before and they've survived. You're young and you're very healthy.
- Darlene Conner-Healy: And that's good, right? That really counts for something, doesn't it?
- Doctor: You bet it does.