Roseanne (TV Series)
Becky's Choice (1989)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I want to be the kind of parent that can trust their kid.
Dan Conner : Oh? You want to be the kind of parent who can look at a kid like Johnny Swanko and NOT think he's only got one thing on his filthy mind and we BOTH have a pretty good idea what that is.
Roseanne Conner : Well, you know you used to be kind of a punk, and I was kind of naive on our first date, remember?
[they look at each other and smile]
Roseanne Conner : Becky!
[walks to the living room]
Roseanne Conner : You know something? I really think we're doing the right thing here.
Dan Conner : I do too!
Becky Conner : What now?
Dan Conner : Your mother and I have reached a decision on the Swanko situation.
Becky Conner : So can I go out with him?
Roseanne Conner : Not in a million years!
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Dan Conner : So tell me about this Johnny kid.
Darlene Conner : Well, he has a black studded belt... and they call him the tongue bandit.
Roseanne Conner : Darlene, you can leave now.
Darlene Conner : Yeah, I'll go over to Johnny's.
D.J. Conner : Me too.
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Dan Conner : [to Becky] We're not going to do anything to embarrass you.
Roseanne Conner : Right.
Dan Conner : [bell rings, to Roseanne] I'll go get the door, you get the orgy lamp.
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Roseanne Conner : Uhhh, did you know that when you bake swordfish it shrinks? And when it burns, it almost disappears altogether?
Dan Conner : [forced grin] Well why don't we just eat it now when it's *burnt*, honey?
Darlene Conner : Burned?
Roseanne Conner : I can make us hamburgers in 20 minutes.
Bonnie Lang : Hamburgers will be fine. This will be our red meat day.
Darlene Conner : We could've had hamburgers an HOUR ago! I hate this family!
Roseanne Conner : Go get Becky and have her come down.
Darlene Conner : She's not upstairs.
Roseanne Conner : Where'd she go?
Darlene Conner : If she has any brains, out to dinner.
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Dan Conner : Hey! I thought you were going to clear this table.
Roseanne Conner : Oh I'm sorry, honey, I was just goofing around cooking dinner for *eight*.