Roseanne (TV Series)
Becky's Choice (1989)
Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I want to be the kind of parent that can trust their kid.
Dan Conner : Oh? You want to be the kind of parent who can look at a kid like Johnny Swanko and NOT think he's only got one thing on his filthy mind and we BOTH have a pretty good idea what that is.
Roseanne Conner : Well, you know you used to be kind of a punk, and I was kind of naive on our first date, remember?
[they look at each other and smile]
Roseanne Conner : Becky!
[walks to the living room]
Roseanne Conner : You know something? I really think we're doing the right thing here.
Dan Conner : I do too!
Becky Conner : What now?
Dan Conner : Your mother and I have reached a decision on the Swanko situation.
Becky Conner : So can I go out with him?
Roseanne Conner : Not in a million years!
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Becky Conner : They have to be gone by NINE. I have to start studying by NINE o' clock.
Roseanne Conner : Exactly what is it that you're studying?
Becky Conner : Nothing.
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Roseanne Conner : Enlighten me, what's your definition of 'cool'? Is it cool to make a date with one guy and have his family come over on the very same night you make a date with Johnny Angel?
Becky Conner : Johnny Swanko.
Roseanne Conner : Whatever his name is. Answer the question.
Becky Conner : This isn't any of your business.
Roseanne Conner : It IS my business when you start sneaking out of this house and meeting a guy I would consider leaving your father for!
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Chip Lang : Hey Becky, are you doing anything tomorrow night?
Becky Conner : [suspiciously] Why?
Chip Lang : I was wondering if you wanted to see Bloodthirsty 2.
Becky Conner : Tomorrow night?
Chip Lang : Yeah.
Becky Conner : ...It didn't get very good reviews.
Roseanne Conner : Neither did Bloodthirsty 1, but you saw that 14 times.