Roseanne (TV Series)
Bird Is the Word (1990)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Hey guys, Your son just gave Gilligan the finger.
Roseanne Conner : [Dan grins proudly] Dan!
Dan Conner : Well, he is the reason they're still stuck on that island!
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Becky Conner : Hey Dad, were you ever suspended?
Dan Conner : Just once.
Becky Conner : Really? What for?
Dan Conner : Snoring too loud in detention.
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Becky Conner : [Roseanne glares at her] You know, don't you?
Dan Conner : Know what?
Roseanne Conner : Take a look.
[hands him the picture]
Roseanne Conner : It's not your finger, is it?
Becky Conner : Could've been.
Dan Conner : Hey, Becky's got three hands.
Roseanne Conner : Catch up, Dan.