Roseanne (TV Series)
Bird Is the Word (1990)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Becky Conner : [after getting busted for lying about flipping the bird] I can't believe this! You guys weren't mad when you thought I did do it, and now you're mad 'cause you know I didn't? God, maybe next year I ought to *moon* the class photo so you guys are proud of me.
Roseanne Conner : Make sure it's your own butt!
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Jackie Harris : Hey guys, Your son just gave Gilligan the finger.
Roseanne Conner : [Dan grins proudly] Dan!
Dan Conner : Well, he is the reason they're still stuck on that island!
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Roseanne Conner : D.J., what're you doing with that? I had that in my secret hiding place.
D.J. Conner : That's where I found it.
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Becky Conner : [Roseanne glares at her] You know, don't you?
Dan Conner : Know what?
Roseanne Conner : Take a look.
[hands him the picture]
Roseanne Conner : It's not your finger, is it?
Becky Conner : Could've been.
Dan Conner : Hey, Becky's got three hands.
Roseanne Conner : Catch up, Dan.
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D.J. Conner : Mom, why does Becky have three hands?
Roseanne Conner : What're you talking about? Let me see.
[stares at picture, gasps]
Roseanne Conner : She didn't do it... I'll kill her!
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Roseanne Conner : They've been doing those pictures for years, why don't the photographers ever catch on?
Jackie Harris : Every generation thinks they're the first. You know the picture of Washington crossing the Delaware and the guy in the back looks like he's rowing?
[shakes head]
Roseanne Conner : Now see, you'd think the painter would've caught that.