Roseanne (TV Series)
Bird Is the Word (1990)
Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner
Quotes
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Becky Conner : [after getting busted for lying about flipping the bird] I can't believe this! You guys weren't mad when you thought I did do it, and now you're mad 'cause you know I didn't? God, maybe next year I ought to *moon* the class photo so you guys are proud of me.
Roseanne Conner : Make sure it's your own butt!
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Becky Conner : Hey Dad, were you ever suspended?
Dan Conner : Just once.
Becky Conner : Really? What for?
Dan Conner : Snoring too loud in detention.
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Becky Conner : [Roseanne glares at her] You know, don't you?
Dan Conner : Know what?
Roseanne Conner : Take a look.
[hands him the picture]
Roseanne Conner : It's not your finger, is it?
Becky Conner : Could've been.
Dan Conner : Hey, Becky's got three hands.
Roseanne Conner : Catch up, Dan.
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Darlene Conner : You didn't really do it, you were just scratching your shoulder or something, right?
Becky Conner : Why is it so hard to believe I did it?
Darlene Conner : Because you're such a butt kisser and you never get into any decent trouble.