Roseanne (TV Series)

Bird Is the Word (1990)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Hey guys, Your son just gave Gilligan the finger.

  Roseanne Conner : [Dan grins proudly]  Dan!

  Dan Conner : Well, he is the reason they're still stuck on that island!

• Roseanne Conner : They've been doing those pictures for years, why don't the photographers ever catch on?

  Jackie Harris : Every generation thinks they're the first. You know the picture of Washington crossing the Delaware and the guy in the back looks like he's rowing?

  [shakes head] 

  Roseanne Conner : Now see, you'd think the painter would've caught that.